Monday, November 22, 2010


Two wholly unpleasant things to have happen within an 8 hour span..

1: Seeing your Subway sandwich being assembled by an obese, shifty, pasty skinned woman with a dark moustache... The individual, thick and coarse hairs protruding from her semi-translucent, fishbelly skin
like some unholy, grotesque human skin fun-factory.

2: Going into the bathroom at work only to discover a toilet seat slathered in blood.
Whose blood is it? are they dying? or merely pushing too hard? What's in that blood?

1 comment:

unit-1978 said...

oh shit, both of those descriptions sounded nasty as fuck. Especially the bloody toilet.