Thursday, May 31, 2007

5 THINGS IVE REALIZED TODAY...



My love affair with creatures, in particular, cephalopods, continues and is likely never to end.
I would Kill someone to be able to express my frustration, lust, rage and occasional happiness with the aid of a chromatophoric lightshow at will.
Saw a rad show about cephalopods on the science channel tonight.

2. Pizzas are too fucking expensive. Even when they have a special, its 20 bucks at least with tip.

3. Im going to be very bummed when sopranos is over. The curbing was enough to give me a hardon and now there are only two eps left.

4. This new apt rules in hot weather. hot damn i love high ceilings.

5. I'm fairly drunk after one straight vodka. Exercising during the day in the hot sun = drunk in one drink.

Excelsior!

DIE HARDEST...



HOLY SCHNIKES. i just watched Die Hard II aka "Die Harder"
and just realized that "General Esperanza" is Franco Nero... AKA "DJANGO", also starred in "Hitch-hike" with David Hess.
Small world.
Carry on...

Saturday, May 26, 2007

NEBERNAAX


Found this on my old computer today.
I need to finish it. I wrote it to inspire a drawing or two. No such luck yet!



~ NEBERNAAX ~
something large shambled sidelong from the stinking, sulphurous pits.
Legion and twitching, deformed limbs.Slowly and perpetually forming, tearing and absorbing imperfect tendons,
muscles and bones.
Hooves cloven and forked, avian talons, fleshy digits, equine, porcine, canine, tentacled members...
blobbish protuberances fitted with sucking snail tracks and needle sharp translucent teeth.
It was a hideous thing to behold.

There were sagging, bladder sacs leaking foul gasses, a large, semi-transparent, sectioned tube that
ended in what resembled an ovipositor or distended bowel. I shuddered to think what godforsaken offspring
this horror might spawn.
The whole of the thing was covered in mottled, distressed flesh. It had a sickly, greenish cast making it appear to be
be decomposing in places, and peppered with weeping sores and obscene, yawning mouths, dripping ichorous slop in a
pool of foetor that burned into the ground. There were patches of coarse, spotty, unhealthy hair and what looked
like ragged, fibrous scales or spikes.

A thousand eyes of every imaginable zoological origin spread over its bulk
and burned outward with malevolent intensity and a seemingly ageless primordial wisdom.
They were spread wide open like the eyes of the terminally insane. Pupils, where visible, gaping and closing
to pinpricks of pure chaos and inscendiary hatred.

I gasped and the eyes locked on me at once, their horrifying gaze making my clammy skin crawl in revolt.
The mouths began to utter gibberish, perhaps curses, oaths, prayers to unspeakable dark dieties, innate blasphemies.
The frenzied gibbering chewed at my sanity.

Then the limbs began to shudder and propel the beast toward me in an awkward ambulatory shuffle.
It was like watching all the horror of sicknkess and mutation coming at me on the legs of a centipede..
That is if those legs were of all different shapes, sizes and species.
It would have been almost laughable if it was something seen in a movie, and not
the most godawful thing i had ever seen in the flesh.

As it moved, mouths simultaneously cursing, vomiting and gnashing ghastly teeth,
I heard a nauseating symphony of cracking bones, creaking sinews and abscesses swelling and bursting in wet "pops"
and "splatters".
Nameless organs ruptured and skin split with the effort of movement, only to heal and rapidly glaze over with a
sickening gossamer pink coating.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

SPATULA CITY


Remember these guys?
what a shitty fucking day. 11 hours of total bullshit and sheer idiocy on tap for all to enjoy.
The only good parts of the whole day were eating thai for dinner, listening to old phil hendrie shows and leaving work.
I need to start on that get-rich-quick scheme, post haste.
Ever seen a cybernetic octopus? Ive decided thats my next tat. Hot damn deluxe.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

FOR SHITS N' GIGGLES...

Here is a pic of Charles Whitman.... thats all i got.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Friday, May 11, 2007

Foul.



Am i the only person who can smell the bacteria in saliva?
I swear, I must have really virulent spit or something. I just went to take a swig off the ole' nalgene knockoff water bottle and the rim smelled like a wet dog. I'm always smelling it, even on freshly washed dishes.
ho-hum.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Noid... Adenoid? Solenoid? ANNOYED!!!


Gay. today i got shit done at work due to other people's bullshit.
I get home to discover that adjusting the volume in ANY way on my PC causes an instant reboot.
now running spyware doctor.
Tomorrow will be a grueling marathon of utmost annoyance, white knuckled rage and a constant shitstorm of ineptitude.
At least the weekend is close.
Also, new office tonight. Next to last episode.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007



today was all in all a decent day. got all my laundry done, got an hour of cardio done, watched 5 or so hours of the shield.
Christ that show has taken over my life. after im all caught up to season 6, I might actually have to do something productive with my time.